Category: Reviews

Outlander Season 2, Ep. 204 (Le Dame Blanche)

OutlanderS2Starz_Flyout_us_519x545._CB294524208_I’m going to pass on writing anything significant regarding this episode for a variety of reasons.  Another relatively move-it-along episode that can be summed up with bullet points below in no particular order:

  • Claire finally tells Jamie that Randall is alive.
  • Jamie seems happy about it because he can finally kill the bastard himself.
  • Jamie and Claire have an argument because of activities at the brothel and bite marks on his body. Finally, he’s ready to do it after experiencing a bit of temptation elsewhere.  You’ll get to see his naked behind again and Claire’s breast being sucked. (Starz, oh, Starz, my biggest complaint, too much flesh.)
  • More drinking on Claire’s behalf while pregnant.
  • The evil Comte apparently slipped something in her drink to make her sick.
  • Claire and Jamie throw a dinner party to derail investors in Prince Charles’ war efforts.
  • As usual, Claire is a magnet again for trouble when she decides to do something on her own, which ends up in assault and rape of Mary Hawkins.
  • The dinner party ends up in a brawl.
  • Next week – “It’s either him or me!” Claire knows if Jamie kills Randall, Frank will not exist.
  • Oh, and let’s not forget the scene of throwing bones on a Zebra skin reading her future.  She’s told that she will see Frank again, but obviously is hugely disappointed over that revelation.

Until next week!  Oh, and I forget to watch it Friday night when it was posted.  Me bad.

Effie Gray (Movie 2014)

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Sitting in my watch list for quite some time was Effie Gray, a movie directed and written by Emma Thompson. It is based on the true story of a young woman who married John Ruskin, a man eighteen years her senior. Ruskin (played by Greg Wise and also the husband of Emma Thompson) was a famous writer and art critic in the Victorian era who wed in 1848. Effie aka Euphemia (played by Dakota Fanning), uneducated, poor, and from Scotland, married into a family with wealth and social status. How the romance began between the two is hardly touched upon in the movie except to say they met when she was a child. Ruskin waited until she became of age to wed, and Effie blindly married the man suffering from whimsical thoughts of romance.

The movie paints the Victorian era in a rather dark, dull, and stringent environment. Effie is taken by Ruskin to live at his parent’s home, ruled by an over domineering and smothering mother and strict father who have given their lives to see their son’s success. Effie soon learns that she has no purpose as Ruskin’s wife either in or out of bed. The first night they are alone when she anticipates the consummation of her marriage, she bares her nakedness before Ruskin who runs out of the room. His real life account of that moment is stated in his own words:

“It may be thought strange that I could abstain from a woman who to most people was so attractive. But though her face was beautiful, her person was not formed to excite passion. On the contrary, there were certain circumstances in her person which completely checked it.”

What his actual objection was upon seeing his first naked female are difficult to ascertain. Effie, however, gives this account in her own words:

“He alleged various reasons, hatred to children, religious motives, a desire to preserve my beauty, and, finally this last year he told me his true reason… that he had imagined women were quite different to what he saw I was, and that the reason he did not make me his Wife was because he was disgusted with my person the first evening 10th April.”

It led to a five-year marriage that had never been consummated. Ruskin turns into an emotional brute of a man, demeaning her at every turn. The treatment only leads to her despair, loss of hair, constant illness, and overt melancholy until another man enters the scene. Unfortunately, Dakota Fanning plays a rather dull and unemotional woman who you wish would show some emotion rather than the monotone words that come out of her mouth.

John Everett Millais (Tom Sturridge, the pretty boy who played in Far From the Maddening Crowd) is an artist who travels to Scotland on holiday with Effie and Ruskin to paint his portrait. The man he admired shows his true colors during the country escape for Effie’s health, and Millais grows to despise Ruskin. Eventually, Effie and Millais form an attachment and fall in love but there is no sexual encounter. It’s rather an unspoken and untouched recognition that they love one another. In the meantime, Effie’s hatred of John intensifies.

Throughout her ordeal, Effie finds a friend in Lady Elizabeth Eastlake with whom she shares the truth regarding their unconsummated marriage. With her help, Effie visits a solicitor, has a doctor confirm her virginity after examination, and files for annulment of the marriage based on impotence. The movie ends with her letting Millais know that she has left Ruskin but asks that he not come to her until she is free. In real life, Effie doesMattias eventually marry Millais.

The story, though fascinating, does languish in this film. It’s a slow-moving narrative, which probably only keeps the interest of die-hard period drama fans. As stated earlier, I thought the portrayal of Effie frankly painful, though Wise and Sturridge do an acceptable but not brilliant job of their characters. Costumes and scenery are enjoyable enough to transport you back into the mid-Victorian world of repressed sexuality.  On a side note, I enjoyed the soundtrack immensely.

If you are unfamiliar with who John Millais was as an artist, perhaps this picture off to the side of his famous painting of Ophelia will refresh your memory. It’s often used during the movie to express Effie’s unhappiness as if she is drowning in sadness.

Now streaming on Amazon, it’s worth the watch for the fascinating true-life account of Victorian life.  It rated low, however, on Rotten Tomatoes and other written critic reviews.

Amazon – Effie Gray $5.99

Below is a portrait of the real Effie painted by her husband.

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Euphemia Chalmers Millais, Lady Millais née Gray, known as Effie Gray, Painted by John Everett Millais [Public domain], via Wikimedia Commons

Grace & Frankie (Season 2) Watch List


Slightly irreverent but fantastically funny for the older generation, Season 2 is on its way May 2016, and I’ll be binge watching.

To read my review of Season 1, CLICK HERE.

The Brokenwood Mysteries (Acorn TV 2014-15)

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Coming from way down under (think New Zealand) is a rather interesting crime show with a little country music to entertain.  Love the NZ accents! Seeing that I actually have distant cousins in New Zealand (thanks to my 2nd great Uncle Henry who left England in 1860 and sailed to the other new world), I’m enjoying the show and scenery. Apparently, it’s filmed near Auckland.

Rather than the usual DI with deep emotional problems, we have a semi-entertaining character, Mike Shepherd (played by Neill Rea).  He’s had four wives, loves country music, looks a bit scruffy in his clothes, could use a good shave and haircut, and drives a classic junker.  Every time he’s in the car cruising down the highway (on the wrong side of the road to us U.S. folks), he has an old cassette in the dash, playing a country song. The show pretty much uses all country tunes as its backdrop music.

His partner in crime, Detective Kristin Sims, is played by Fern Sutherland. She carries the gun, gives a good chase after runaway suspects, and banters with Mike adding to the entertainment.  They make a good team, and I’m enjoying a more lighthearted atmosphere after having left the grim Hinterland that ticked me off after the season finale.  (I still have visions of that damn burning trailer.)

Brokenwood is a fictional location, small town, and everyone knows everyone.  Reminds me of Midsomer Murders.  Actually, you wonder after all the killing how in the world the population keeps steady. Of course, in this New Zealand version, there are no bushes being parted in the dead of night by gloved hands or peacocks screaming in the background.

As far as the mysteries, actually they are a fairly good mixture of who-done-it.  Deaths scenes are not quite as bloody and gross and some shows — thank goodness.  My guessing of the culprit has been off a few times, but as good detective shows go, they always get their killer in the end.

If you’re looking for another binge watch, you might enjoy this.  It’s not as binge-prone as most shows because I can still wait to see the next episode at my leisure.  Unfortunately, I can’t say that about a lot of others that drive me to post-traumatic series disorder (or whatever that make-believe mental disease I came up with a few posts back).

So mate, enjoy the country music and get on with it!

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