Outlander Review (Episode 7 – The Wedding)

The Scottish referendum to depart from the United Kingdom did not pass on Thursday, September 18, 2014.  However, millions of women passed out on Saturday, September 20, while watching Outlander, Episode No. 7, The Wedding.

Fainting episodes, heart palpitations, and profuse sweating can be attributed to Jamie Alexander Malcom MacKenzie Fraser. The marriage was consummated (multiple times), and Starz made sure to give us breasts, bottoms, moaning, seductive touching, and virginity lost. They did warn viewers with “N=Nudity” and nudity we got.

Now that I’ve dabbed my forehead with tissues and wished I was in Claire’s place, I’ll attempt to write down tonight’s episode.  If I’ve missed something, blame it on Jamie’s abs and bottom, plus those blue eyes and piercing looks.  :inserts swoon:

It was a great episode, only put together a little oddly.  Rather than making it sequential, it bounced back and forth from here to there, which I found a bit annoying.  Nevertheless, it starts with Claire and Frank deciding to wed in the spur of the moment, and Claire admits that after a while you forget your life in the past.  Whether she truly does is another matter, because Frank’s ring only comes off her finger and stuffed down her bulging bosom just before she weds Jamie.

The wedding scene starts with the kiss after pronouncement of husband and wife, making you wonder if you were late for the wedding.  It quickly moves to Claire and Jamie alone with one task looming ahead of them — the consummation.  However, instead, it turns into hours of sharing, drinking, and talking, flashing back and forth between scenes.  Jamie tells Claire about his family, expounds stories, and admits he married her to keep her safe from Randall. His chivalrous confession of promising to protect her with his body as well is endearing.

Everyone downstairs is enjoying the drunken reception of booze and food (along with a cat nibbling at the table leftovers). The purpose for the crowd hanging around is to await word the bride and groom have done the deed.  Rupert and Angus burst into the room at Dougal’s orders at one point hoping to witness something.  Nothing’s up yet, so Jamie kicks them out.

Claire appears extremely nervous and out of sorts in many scenes. Their time together is awkward, to say the least. Jamie finally kisses her, and then seductively traces his fingers along her skin.  He slowly undresses Claire down to her shift, fondles her breast, and the kisses get a bit hotter. Claire wants her own turn, so she frees him from his kilt and leaves him in his shirt.  Well, after another kiss, Jamie loses it and sort of attacks her body from behind, but she turns him around and he ends up on top of her in bed.  It doesn’t take long to lose his virginity, but Claire doesn’t look like she’s really enjoying the experience while he enjoys his first time with a woman.  We could make some jokes about how fast it took, less than a minute from my count, but I will behave.

Afterward, he asks her if she liked it, but she doesn’t say anything.  He just figures, like the men told him beforehand, that women don’t care for it. He admits that he thought it was always done from behind like horses do it, and Claire has a good laugh.

As the evening progresses, it’s more flashbacks that include Jamie’s conditions for marrying Claire, which included: (1) a church wedding by a priest; (2) a wedding band; and (3) Claire must have a wedding dress.  Obtaining each of those items were lighthearted moments as to how they came about.  As they recall the wedding together, Jamie and Claire tell each other how they felt.  The conversation is used for viewers to finally see the wedding itself.  Jamie is extremely handsome in his full Scottish regalia, and Claire is beautiful in her wedding gown.  (You might enjoy this article from Vanity Fair about the costume designer’s choice for Claire’s dress. Click Here)

The wedding vows are touching, but it’s not without blood as Dougal slits their wrists, binds them together, and their blood mingles. Those romantic words are spoken by Jamie and Claire:

‘Ye are Blood of my Blood, and Bone of my Bone. I give ye my Body, that we Two might be One. I give ye my Spirit, ’til our Life shall be Done.’”

 

The remainder of the episode focuses on the lovemaking between Jamie and Claire.  She finally relents to her situation and her shy nervousness dissolves. Her boldness in bed with Jamie is quite hot, as she pleases him in ways he never dreamed. The scenes didn’t hold anything back. I often wonder how these stars do these portions so intimately with their modesty patches and not get aroused. Let’s not go down that road.

The episode ends with Claire the next morning picking up her wedding dress and Frank’s ring falling to the floor from the bodice where she shoved it before the wedding.  It rolls across the floor, falls into a crack, and Claire picks it up and places it back on her finger on her right hand.  She then looks at both of her hands and the two rings declare she belongs to two different men. It’s quite the thought-provoking ending.

Next week’s episode looks intriguing, as Frank in the future deals with Claire’s disappearance.

Well, my question to you, is how many times are you going to watch the rerun of this episode?  Try not to overdo it, ladies.  Once again, I don’t find myself as emotionally involved in this story as many fans are, but that’s probably due to my own emotions intertwined in the stories that I write.  Nevertheless, Diana had a good idea that apparently appealed to many.  She’s very fortunate to have her story come to life on screen.

 Most tender moment: Claire and Jamie saying their vows.

Most humorous statement:  Jamie’s confession regarding the lovemaking position.

Most disturbing moment: Dougal making a pass at Claire after she becomes Jamie’s wife!  (Stinker)

(Quote:  Gabaldon, Diana (2004-10-26). Outlander: A Novel (p. 195). Random House Publishing Group.)

 

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